Monday, August 24, 2009

A few of you may remember that Shaq and Bosh had an exchange of words after a game in Phoenix last year. Well, let's see what happens when Shaq and Bosh have an unexpected conversation courtesy of Lebron James:

Shaq: Yo Lebron, how’s it going?

LBJ: Shaq what up?

Shaq: So how did you let that kid dunk on you?

LBJ: Please Shaq, never ever bring that up again ha ha…………..Hey heard about your new reality TV show how’s that coming along?

Shaq: Great!............ Gonna be playing tennis against Serena in a couple weeks?

LBJ: That hardly seems fair?

Shaq: Oh no, she’s going to have to play on one foot, blind-folded, with a badminton raquet and give me a 5-0 lead in each set.

LBJ: Ha ha, then maybe you might just have a chance!

Shaq: And if I still lose, I'm gonna storm off the court and not shake hands with her.....

LBJ: Come on now Shaq, why you gotta be taking jabs like that......

Shaq: You know I'm just messing bro......Yo get this, I also have a challenge against Micheal Phelps coming up as well!

LBJ: Yea, isn’t he the dude that won 8 Golds at the recent Olympics?

Shaq: Yea

LBJ: How are you suppose to compete against that?

Shaq: Easy……………… Phelps is going to have a 10 pound achor tied to both the left and right foot……………And each arm as well……….And to make it just a bit difficult on him, we’re going to put a few different species of non poisonous snakes over on his side of the pool

LBJ: Whoa, that sounds dangerous!

Shaq: Not to worry, I’m gonna be alright…… I will be racing from the shallow 3 feet training pool……..You think I should ask to have a head start?

LBJ: Ya, why not?

Shaq: That’s not the best part if I beat him, I win one of his Olympic medals off him!

LBJ: Sounds like this should be on Pay Per View…….Oh hold on, incoming call…….

Bosh: Yo Lebron, I forgot to ask you……

Shaq: Well, well, if it isn’t the RuPaul of NBA Big Men!!

LBJ: Oh Sh%t, I hit conference by accident.

Bosh: Ah eh…….eh……..ha……ha. How’s it going Shaq?

Shaq: Good buddy!……Hey hope you’re not still mad about that comment. You know I was just messing right?

Bosh: Yea man that’s water under the bridge……..So you’re moving from Phoenix to Cleveland………

Shaq: Yea dude, once Lebron talks to the GM about getting me a 2 year extension, me and Lebron are going to win multiple championships over there in Cleveland

Bosh: Ah………right.

Shaq: What’s that suppose to mean?

LBJ: So Chris, what did you forget to ask?

Shaq: Nah nah nah, I want to know what he meant by that?

Bosh: Nothing man, you’re reading way too much into nothing.

Shaq: I got Kobe a bunch of rings and got Wade one………………....Now it’s time to get Lebron a few!

Bosh: Alright man good luck.

Shaq: Man, I wasn’t born yesterday, I hear the sarcasism in your voice!.................You think I’m old and washed up don’t you?

Bosh: Well…….

Shaq: Last year, I dropped 45 points on your team…….This year, I’m gonna try to hit 50!

Bosh: You’re days of scoring 50 are long gone Shaq!

Shaq: Oh look at RuPaul talking smack!!

Bosh: I told you man that’s not funny!

LBJ: Guys, guys, just chill……………It’s the offseason, just relax a bit…………Why don’t we discuss a topic where we won’t be fighting against each other?

Shaq: Alright, alright……………Bosh Truce?

Bosh: Yea man truce.

Shaq: So……………… You guys wanna talk sh%t about Kobe?

LBJ: Yea sure! Ha ha. Now you're talking Shaq.

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